k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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