im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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