At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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