I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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