That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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