return my video game
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
What a dumb baby whore.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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