i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
it was like eating out sand paper
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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