There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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