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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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