I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
