She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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