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So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I understand Curling. That high.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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