I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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