If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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