So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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