when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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