someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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