I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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