i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
