i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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