just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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