I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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