question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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