There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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