Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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