her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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