69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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