I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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