You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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