I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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