nut hugger
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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