Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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