Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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