Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't think brook has ever known best
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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