She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
