We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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