I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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