i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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