Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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