the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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