some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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