Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Randomize
