Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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