I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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