I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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