doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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