i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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