I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
being pregnant is like rehab
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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