dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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