Im at strip club and am horny
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
if only i could text you this smell
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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