windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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