Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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