My nipple is on Facebook.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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