Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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