is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize